In these uncertain times, we’re providing small business owners with the only certainty in this world: the selling power of Shaq.
Scroll down to see how your business
can attaq COVID-19 with a 7-foot,
350-pound marketing plan.
How To Shaqvertise
Step 1
Choose any of the Shaq pics below that best fit your business, and save it to your computer.
Step 2
Photoshop your logo, product, offer, or anything else that will help your business into the image.
Step 3
Start dunking on the recession faster than you can say, “Please don’t sue me, Mr. O’Neal.”
Does your business do something with phones?
Just put your logo on Shaq’s screen,. And don’t forget about his shirt. It totally makes sense that Shaq would wear your logo on his shirt.
Would your logo look good on a ball?
Of course it would. Just throw it on there like Shaq throws down monster dunks.
Do you make things that can be held?
Whether you’re selling terrariums or personal lubricants,
your products will look their best in Shaq’s gigantic
Hall of Fame hands.
Do you make things that can be pointed at?
If you don’t, maybe you should.
Because Shaq can point you in the direction of record sales.
What about things people can drink?
Shaq can point at them too. You can almost hear him saying, “Wow, what a great coffee, tea, or other hot beverage.”